I have been thinking this for a while but didn’t want to offend anyone. Well it looks like people are starting to really be outspoken about their opinion and why they themselves fall into one of these categories so too bad for them. Here is the way that it lies.
1 – Signed up because everyone else did and never logged in again.
We all know this friend. 33% of our friend list is made up of this person. They were a high school buddy or even a neighbour but because they couldn’t be bothered with computers or the ‘internets’ they check it out to see why they were talking about it on CNN but never come back.
2 – Signed up but never logs in because the only reason they are there is so that their boyfriend/girlfriend can put “in a relationship with…”.
This is a much less common person. I have a good friend that is this exact user (don’t be pissed at me dude). Most of the time they are really closet #7 users but their favorite person in their life managed to twist their arm into signing up.
3 – Signed up because they wanted to play Mafia Wars or Farmville.
People that spend way too much time playing these things. We all know who they are because all we saw were Farmville updates coming from their account until we figured out how to ignore them. They aren’t here to interact with us. They like to have our names on their list but we only ever see how much their cow sold for (really, I can’t even really make fun of Farmville very well because I never managed to read a who update).
4 – Keeps up to date with friends and colleagues with regular updates and interaction.
I think a lot of us are this user. We use it for letting our buds know what’s happening. Just don’t post too many ‘I ate this for lunch’ type things.
5 – Makes a useless comment on every single post that anyone who befriended them ever puts on Facebook.
You have already taken this friend off your Facebook. I don’t need to explain.
6 – I quit
The Facebooker that feels they have been screwed too many times by Mark Zuckerberg and his privacy setting changes. It’s beginning to feel like a spouse that has been dishonest 3 times in a row and they are damned if it’s going to happen again.
7 – Screw you – I hate Facebook, you’re all losers!
Doesn’t get it… doesn’t care. We are all just playing around on here and should get a life!
Who am I? I am a 4 that could be leaning towards a 6 that really hopes the people on the other end never think of me as a 5.
Where do you fit in?
Geek on!







